This slays nearly everything I’ve written for the past few weeks/months/years. Utterly brilliant.
“Wow! I love it :)” Says Oscar. Thanks.
I wanted a dragon when I was a kid but me mum said they were too difficult to look after. If only Oscar had written this 40 years ago!
I thought that was brilliant Oscar. When you catch your dragon can I come and stroke its nose?
Bring dragon to Whitstable, I have loads of hot food ready for it to eat.
Don’t let Oscar anywhere near the pet shop!
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